Dog-talk

I always do the dog talk. Especially when we go for walks.

"Jo(short for Giorgio), that's just a bicycle. Don't be scared"

"You see? Friend friend, they're little dogs."

"Ah, it's going to rain, let's walk faster.".

"Wait, see the car? After this red car then we cross ok?"

"Do you want to go to the playground today?"

"Let's go buy mum's lunch now."

"How, I don't know what to wear for the dinner later".


And so on. You get the drift.
Today, as we were waiting at the traffic light, I asked:

"Jo, I'm hungry leh. But there's nothing at home.."

"Er, there's a coffee shop just across there. The food is quite nice".


!!!!
(The man behind us actually replied to me.)